It Has Begun

Here at Christian School, we participate in the game of Humans Versus Zombies. It's basically a big game of tag where for how ever long we play, we completely deny reality and pretend that it is the zombie apocalypse and we must survive. Zombies have a bandanna around their neck or head and carry no weapons, while humans have a bandanna around their arm and carry a nerf gun to shoot the zombie. It goes a little deeper than that with missions and the amount of time that zombies are down, but not too much deeper. This is my diary from this weekend's invasion. Most of the names will be changes so I don't get yelled at.

Friday 2/10/12 -20:30
The zombie apocalypse has begun and now my squad, Timmel's Angels, have to survive. We have Laura, Hannah, and Timmel, so we're a good team, but I don't know if that's enough. Gill was one of the first zombies, I heard a rumor that he was turned, but I didn't want to believe it. This man moves way faster than he should be able to and is able to disappear without you even noticing, and considering that he's like 6'5', he should not be able to do anything that he does. I feel like I'm just standing at this helicopter crash site waiting to die. The squad next to me doesn't trust me at all, which I'm not going to lie, kind of hurts, but I'll get over it.

Satuday 2/11/12 00:15
We have a med kit, and I am really freaking hungry, no not for brains, so the roommate and I are going back to the room to order a pizza. All of the Angel's are alive, so I am quite pleased with how everything went down. More and more people are dying, but I don't have time to worry about them. Laura and I have a secret mission to go on that isn't related to anythings, but let's hope we don't die while we're out there.

Saturday 2/11/12 00:30
Mission completed, and the pizza is delicious.

Saturday 2/11/12 10:30
We have to rescue someone from one of the buildings and escort her to safety. Laura and I have made an epic playlist to dance to while on our adventure. I hope the zombies like "Sexy and I Know It." Our civilian was fantastic, and she even stopped to take some pictures.

Saturday 2/11/12 12:15
I died, but that's ok, my new friends are calling me to go to lunch with them. Too bad I don't like fast food, but these humans are so quick. My roommate is my first target.

Saturday 2/11/12 19:30
The humans are getting rescued soon and we need to stop it. There's not a chance that our snack is getting away. I miss my friends that are still living and I just want them to be with me. Timmel's Angels has been reduced to just Timmel, but the Angels fight together still. One of the humans won't let me see his battle ax, which is just silly because we can't feed indoors and I just wanted to bonk someone on the head. Some humans are just so mean to zombies these days.

Saturday 2/11/12
None of the humans survived, it was foolish of them to think that they would. The one with the ax made incredibly awkward eye contact with me while those silly men screamed the Lord's Prayer at us. We fed on their blessed flesh and watched re spawn and join our ranks.


All in all not too shabby, just a day in the life of a zombie. P.S. I did in fact get my roommate. :-)