Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Relationship ADD
I, like many people at school, have what I like to call "relationship ADD." Dating drama is such a big thing here, that I could probably dedicate a whole other blog to it. As all of the Valentine's Day festivities come to a close, I want to take the time to reflect on all the stuff that just happened. One girl has been head over heels for this dude for months, but for Valentine's Day, she started dating someone that is... well... questionable. Personally, my friends know that I have horrible taste in men, and it's pretty ridiculous. I had it bad for this one guy, but eventually I had to realize that it wasn't going to happen. I did find a comic that sums up how I feel when I see a certain gentleman... so yea it's cool you know how it goes.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
It Has Begun
Here at Christian School, we participate in the game of Humans Versus Zombies. It's basically a big game of tag where for how ever long we play, we completely deny reality and pretend that it is the zombie apocalypse and we must survive. Zombies have a bandanna around their neck or head and carry no weapons, while humans have a bandanna around their arm and carry a nerf gun to shoot the zombie. It goes a little deeper than that with missions and the amount of time that zombies are down, but not too much deeper. This is my diary from this weekend's invasion. Most of the names will be changes so I don't get yelled at.
Friday 2/10/12 -20:30
The zombie apocalypse has begun and now my squad, Timmel's Angels, have to survive. We have Laura, Hannah, and Timmel, so we're a good team, but I don't know if that's enough. Gill was one of the first zombies, I heard a rumor that he was turned, but I didn't want to believe it. This man moves way faster than he should be able to and is able to disappear without you even noticing, and considering that he's like 6'5', he should not be able to do anything that he does. I feel like I'm just standing at this helicopter crash site waiting to die. The squad next to me doesn't trust me at all, which I'm not going to lie, kind of hurts, but I'll get over it.
Satuday 2/11/12 00:15
We have a med kit, and I am really freaking hungry, no not for brains, so the roommate and I are going back to the room to order a pizza. All of the Angel's are alive, so I am quite pleased with how everything went down. More and more people are dying, but I don't have time to worry about them. Laura and I have a secret mission to go on that isn't related to anythings, but let's hope we don't die while we're out there.
Saturday 2/11/12 00:30
Mission completed, and the pizza is delicious.
Saturday 2/11/12 10:30
We have to rescue someone from one of the buildings and escort her to safety. Laura and I have made an epic playlist to dance to while on our adventure. I hope the zombies like "Sexy and I Know It." Our civilian was fantastic, and she even stopped to take some pictures.
Saturday 2/11/12 12:15
I died, but that's ok, my new friends are calling me to go to lunch with them. Too bad I don't like fast food, but these humans are so quick. My roommate is my first target.
Saturday 2/11/12 19:30
The humans are getting rescued soon and we need to stop it. There's not a chance that our snack is getting away. I miss my friends that are still living and I just want them to be with me. Timmel's Angels has been reduced to just Timmel, but the Angels fight together still. One of the humans won't let me see his battle ax, which is just silly because we can't feed indoors and I just wanted to bonk someone on the head. Some humans are just so mean to zombies these days.
Saturday 2/11/12
None of the humans survived, it was foolish of them to think that they would. The one with the ax made incredibly awkward eye contact with me while those silly men screamed the Lord's Prayer at us. We fed on their blessed flesh and watched re spawn and join our ranks.
All in all not too shabby, just a day in the life of a zombie. P.S. I did in fact get my roommate. :-)
Friday 2/10/12 -20:30
The zombie apocalypse has begun and now my squad, Timmel's Angels, have to survive. We have Laura, Hannah, and Timmel, so we're a good team, but I don't know if that's enough. Gill was one of the first zombies, I heard a rumor that he was turned, but I didn't want to believe it. This man moves way faster than he should be able to and is able to disappear without you even noticing, and considering that he's like 6'5', he should not be able to do anything that he does. I feel like I'm just standing at this helicopter crash site waiting to die. The squad next to me doesn't trust me at all, which I'm not going to lie, kind of hurts, but I'll get over it.
Satuday 2/11/12 00:15
We have a med kit, and I am really freaking hungry, no not for brains, so the roommate and I are going back to the room to order a pizza. All of the Angel's are alive, so I am quite pleased with how everything went down. More and more people are dying, but I don't have time to worry about them. Laura and I have a secret mission to go on that isn't related to anythings, but let's hope we don't die while we're out there.
Saturday 2/11/12 00:30
Mission completed, and the pizza is delicious.
Saturday 2/11/12 10:30
We have to rescue someone from one of the buildings and escort her to safety. Laura and I have made an epic playlist to dance to while on our adventure. I hope the zombies like "Sexy and I Know It." Our civilian was fantastic, and she even stopped to take some pictures.
Saturday 2/11/12 12:15
I died, but that's ok, my new friends are calling me to go to lunch with them. Too bad I don't like fast food, but these humans are so quick. My roommate is my first target.
Saturday 2/11/12 19:30
The humans are getting rescued soon and we need to stop it. There's not a chance that our snack is getting away. I miss my friends that are still living and I just want them to be with me. Timmel's Angels has been reduced to just Timmel, but the Angels fight together still. One of the humans won't let me see his battle ax, which is just silly because we can't feed indoors and I just wanted to bonk someone on the head. Some humans are just so mean to zombies these days.
Saturday 2/11/12
None of the humans survived, it was foolish of them to think that they would. The one with the ax made incredibly awkward eye contact with me while those silly men screamed the Lord's Prayer at us. We fed on their blessed flesh and watched re spawn and join our ranks.
All in all not too shabby, just a day in the life of a zombie. P.S. I did in fact get my roommate. :-)
Saturday, February 11, 2012
The Effects of Drugs
So I had to pull one of the dreaded all nighters that come with the territory of being a college student, so I brewed myself a nice pot of coffee. After my coffee was ready, I got a straw, sugar, and creamer and drank it without a cup. The pot was filled to the top and I did in fact drink most of it. Too bad I fell asleep after I drank 3/4 of it, but my homework was as done as it needed to be by the time it was due.
Unfortunately my story is only slightly extreme to the life of those here at Christian school where we get drunk on the Holy Spirit, high on life, and stay up at night because of world issues and too much coffee. No matter where you go, there will probably be at least one person with a cup o' joe, or wishing that they had one.
P.S. I'm currently dancing to Moves Like Jagger with my roomie, and future roomie. My day is made.
P.P.S. This picture isn't stolen so BOOYAH!!!
Unfortunately my story is only slightly extreme to the life of those here at Christian school where we get drunk on the Holy Spirit, high on life, and stay up at night because of world issues and too much coffee. No matter where you go, there will probably be at least one person with a cup o' joe, or wishing that they had one.
P.S. I'm currently dancing to Moves Like Jagger with my roomie, and future roomie. My day is made.
P.P.S. This picture isn't stolen so BOOYAH!!!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
It's a Jesus Thing
I love tattoos, and I love Jesus, so I am one of the many, many, MANY, people that got a Jesus tattoo. The longer I have my tattoo, the more I see other peoples, and how ridiculous we are here at Christian school. We all have stories and how we tell and show the tend to be just plain weird. I have a symbol that was short-hand for Christ in a shield on my ankle, and it's awesome. Then there are people who have a lady bug because it shows that God is beautiful because he made such a freaky looking little creature and blah blah blah. My favorite was a guy who said that Catholics are the reason for sin and war, but had praying hands with a rosary on his arm. Just because you love Jesus, doesn't mean you shouldn't think before you ink.
*You guessed it kids, this picture is stolen from the internet
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Encounter Weekend
So every year my school invites all the accepted students to come and spent a few hours here and stay with "real college student." Are there fake students? Either way, I always host a student just so that whatever girl gets stuck with me, gets a little bit more of a realistic very of life here.
The girl that stayed with me was far cooler than I was prepared for. When she got on campus she had to go from one part of campus to the complete opposite end just to be greeted by the nerf guns my roomie and I left out. Then we introduced her to... well all of my friends that were around. Clara really was able to hold her own, and man this girl had a good poker face. She even played humans v zombies and was pretty chill when one of the boy's knee said, "hi" to a door and it dislocated. Saying bye to her was oddly hard, but here at Christian school we get attached easily, and I don't mind that at all.
The girl that stayed with me was far cooler than I was prepared for. When she got on campus she had to go from one part of campus to the complete opposite end just to be greeted by the nerf guns my roomie and I left out. Then we introduced her to... well all of my friends that were around. Clara really was able to hold her own, and man this girl had a good poker face. She even played humans v zombies and was pretty chill when one of the boy's knee said, "hi" to a door and it dislocated. Saying bye to her was oddly hard, but here at Christian school we get attached easily, and I don't mind that at all.
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