- You see your partner more that your bed
- You have no other social life
- they've "really enhanced you spiritual life"
- You start dating when we get back from breaks like Thanksgiving
- You prayerfully discerned that this is God's match for you
- You don't remember life before this person
- you think 10:30 is the worst part of your day
- you think Wednesdays are the worst
- you resort to making out in strange places
- you sign up for classes together, even if you're not the same major
- you feel sad for you single friends
- you slow dance to every song forehead to forehead
- you go on an obsene number of walks
- you suddenly become an expert on Christian dating
- you talk non-stop on the hardships of chasity
- you think every small gesture is amazing
- you talk about marriage after two weeks
