You Might Be Dating at Christian School If...

• You see your partner more that your bed
• You have no other social life
• they've "really enhanced you spiritual life"
• You start dating when we get back from breaks like Thanksgiving
• You prayerfully discerned that this is God's match for you
• You don't remember life before this person
• you think 10:30 is the worst part of your day
• you think Wednesdays are the worst
• you resort to making out in strange places
• you sign up for classes together, even if you're not the same major
• you feel sad for you single friends
• you slow dance to every song forehead to forehead
• you go on an obsene number of walks
• you suddenly become an expert on Christian dating
• you talk non-stop on the hardships of chasity
• you think every small gesture is amazing
• you talk about marriage after two weeks